1 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:19,741 Hey, boy 2 00:03:24,245 --> 00:03:25,914 Hey, boy 3 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,124 Hey, boy 4 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:32,545 Come on, boy. 5 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:34,589 Hey. 6 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:36,966 Hey. 7 00:03:40,511 --> 00:03:41,888 Hey, fellow. 8 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:52,815 No more fucking finals! 9 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:58,071 Hey, don't do it. Don't go to college. It's a fucking scam. It fucking sucks! 10 00:03:58,154 --> 00:03:59,155 Leave him alone. 11 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:20,301 - Hey, Bert, you got any more smokes? - No. 12 00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:29,037 So it's fat. So what? I hope she's not anorexic. 13 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:41,883 Put her there, sport. 14 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:46,220 What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? 15 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,975 - Damn! Jesus! - God damn it, Dennis, no! 16 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:53,644 No, Dennis, no! No! 17 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:55,521 Don't hit him or anything. 18 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:59,609 Everybody knows not to sit next to Dennis! Mongrel'll give you tetanus. 19 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,737 Yeah, well, maybe you should make a sign. 20 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:05,031 There's a stream around back if you want to wash your hand. 21 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:06,908 I'll get you a towel. 22 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:22,715 Hey, pal, do you think it's a smart idea, leaving your kid out here 23 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,675 where he might be a danger to people? 24 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:26,511 Just what are you saying, exactly? 25 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:29,180 Well, I'm just saying if such an incident 26 00:06:29,263 --> 00:06:33,768 were to bring about a "lawsuit," you might be held liable. 27 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:35,603 Forget it. Jeff, save it for law school. 28 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,485 Cute kid. 29 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:06,843 Hey. 30 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,304 Hi, there. 31 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:14,642 What's your name? Yeah! Okay. 32 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:18,271 You like that? You like how that feels? 33 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:22,650 You shut it. You shut it good, boy. You like that, do you? 34 00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:25,820 I can't hear you, Dennis. I can't hear you. 35 00:07:25,903 --> 00:07:27,071 Fine. 36 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:38,916 Now if you're interested in some really good glassware, 37 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,837 it's cheap, but it's an antique. Some of those bottles up there 38 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:45,756 are dated before the Civil War. 39 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:48,843 And over there, I used to have in that empty space, 40 00:07:48,926 --> 00:07:53,139 I used to have some of the prettiest Shirley Temple bottles I've ever seen. 41 00:07:53,222 --> 00:07:56,392 And this woman came in here with the palsy, the poor soul. 42 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,644 She thought they were so cute, and she reached for them 43 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:02,106 and knocked them every one down and broke them all to damn pieces. 44 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,150 So I took her in the back and gave her some Coke 45 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:06,777 and some ammonia. I thought she was gonna have a spell. 46 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:09,030 We should get something for your mom here to say thanks. 47 00:08:09,113 --> 00:08:12,033 - How about some fox piss? - Yeah. My mom would love fox piss. 48 00:08:12,116 --> 00:08:15,953 Lord, don't drop that. I'll tell you why. If you do, that's powerful stuff. 49 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:18,956 All the foxes in this community will come down here. 50 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,959 You'll have friends you've never had before. 51 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,503 Y'all here for a vacation? 52 00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:26,297 Yeah. Yeah, we're renting a cabin for about a week. 53 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:29,592 That's nice. Well, enjoy your little slice of heaven. 54 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:33,304 And if you go in the woods, be very careful. 55 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:35,181 Why? What's in the woods? 56 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:37,808 Hey, Tommy, get those kids their sandwiches back there. 57 00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:39,477 They're all wrapped up. 58 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,646 So what's the fox urine for? 59 00:08:41,729 --> 00:08:43,648 That's for fox season. 60 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:47,360 - What's the rifle for? - That's for niggers. 61 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:52,823 Okay, let's see. Let me figure those sandwiches. 62 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:55,576 Now I think we're about ready to get y'all out of here. 63 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,120 - That's $56 even. - Okay. 64 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:02,500 - Anything else I can do for you, friend? - No. No, I think that's... 65 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:06,003 Thank you. Y'all have a good vacation, now. 66 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,881 - You, too. - Come back and see me. 67 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,802 Hey, thanks a lot, man. You have a nice day, all right? 68 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:13,928 Okay. 69 00:09:15,513 --> 00:09:17,223 That guy just say "nigger"? 70 00:09:17,306 --> 00:09:20,184 Yeah, Jeff. Don't repeat it. Call it the "n" word. 71 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:24,021 Hey. 72 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:30,653 Boy, you want to give me one good reason why you would steal a Snickers bar? 73 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,447 The nougat? 74 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:42,206 - I'm sorry, man. My bad. - All right. Enjoy. 75 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:44,625 Thanks. 76 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:50,172 What? 77 00:09:51,007 --> 00:09:52,300 Moron. 78 00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:55,386 What's wrong with you, dude? 79 00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:56,929 Sorry! 80 00:09:57,013 --> 00:10:00,975 Burn his fucking store down, the racist mother... 81 00:10:07,690 --> 00:10:08,858 - Here? - Take a left. 82 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,360 Where else am I gonna go? 83 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,362 Coming down... 84 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,698 - Stop the car! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! - Careful, Jeff. 85 00:10:15,781 --> 00:10:17,617 - Bert... - I left my mom's apple juice 86 00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,910 -back at the... Back at the store! - Oh, my God. 87 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,204 - Come on! - No. We're not going back. 88 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:25,625 - Come on! - Hey, Karen, this river is in the map, right? 89 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,335 Yes, I'm looking at it... 90 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,962 There's no way that this creek is on the map! 91 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,173 It is on the map. Do you want to look at the map? 92 00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:33,924 Right there. 93 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:36,927 Right here next to Big Bone Lick? 94 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,471 - No. Let's see that. Yes. - Wait, finish it. 95 00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:39,597 She's right. She's right. She's right. 96 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:40,973 - Yeah. Thank you. - We're going the right way. 97 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,099 No, no, no. This is not that road, though. 98 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,476 - Yes, it is. - No, it's not, no. We're going back. 99 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:45,603 - No, no. - This map's for Cincinnati! 100 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:48,606 - Shut up! - Go straight! 101 00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,191 It's not... Fine. 102 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:52,360 Fuck it! We'll go this way. 103 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,852 Oh, my gosh! 104 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,564 This is great. 105 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:36,237 "Welcome, y'all. Enjoy your vacation from all of us at Bunyon Mountain Getaways." 106 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,990 Oh, my God, Jeff, check it out. It's so cute. 107 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:43,494 - This little room and this little bed... - Yeah. 108 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,996 -...and this view, it's so beautiful. - Beautiful bed. 109 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,165 - A view of the shrubs... - Yeah. 110 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:51,502 ...and the bush, and the antlers... 111 00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:53,671 It's gonna be so perfect. We're here for a week, 112 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:55,214 and there's no one to bother us. 113 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:57,049 Who's up for a dip? 114 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:01,345 We're... They're... 115 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,974 Yeah. Safe sex. 116 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,435 - Hey, Paul? - Yeah? 117 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:09,270 Have fun. 118 00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:22,908 That's the second time they've done that. 119 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:26,871 I think it's kind of sweet, you know? Seem pretty in love. 120 00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:29,707 Bert, what the hell is that? 121 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:35,504 - Gonna go shoot some squirrels. - Why would you want to kill squirrels? 122 00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:38,674 -'Cause they're gay. - Bert, don't be a fucking retard. 123 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,469 Kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight. I'll kill them either way. 124 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,678 Will you be careful with that thing? 125 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,973 Would you relax, man? It's just a fucking BB gun. Relax! 126 00:12:48,392 --> 00:12:49,477 Sorry. 127 00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:54,940 So, Karen, how long have we known each other? 128 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:58,611 - Seventh grade, right? - Yeah. 129 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:02,948 So, you know, I was thinking, we've known each other for so long, 130 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,659 and even though we've... 131 00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:09,413 That's hot! 132 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:14,251 And even though, like, we've always been good friends, 133 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,587 we never actually... 134 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:19,548 Like, I've always thought that you were really cool and... 135 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,593 Hey. Race you to the raft. 136 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,824 Fuck! 137 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,784 - Fucking good, Jeff. - Oh, my God! 138 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:49,829 - I'm so lucky. - Baby! You're so fucking great! 139 00:13:55,626 --> 00:13:58,087 You're fucking ripped! 140 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:01,340 You're fucking bod's so fucking... 141 00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:04,552 - Okay, let me do it to you. Fuck it. - Come on. 142 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,720 You like this? Yeah, yeah? 143 00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:12,476 - You like that? I thought you'd go for that. - Yeah! 144 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,646 I'm sorry. Yeah! 145 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,405 So, you know Ken Webb? 146 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:28,826 Yeah. Short, greasy Ken? 147 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:33,247 - The guy with the CDs, right? - Yeah. 148 00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,083 He tried to kiss me. 149 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,713 - He did? - Yeah. Two days ago. 150 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:44,967 This guy I've known for, like, 12 years, this family friend, 151 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:51,432 puts his hands on my face, full-on tongue. God, it was so gross. 152 00:14:54,935 --> 00:14:58,606 Why? Was it gross because you've known him for so long, 153 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,566 or because he's gross? 154 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:03,152 No, it was definitely him. 155 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:09,074 I don't know. You know, when you've known someone a long time 156 00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:14,496 and you just want to kiss them just to see if they're a good kisser or not? 157 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:19,001 There's nothing wrong with that, right? 158 00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:21,712 No. 159 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:45,778 - Where you going? - What's it look like? 160 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:49,949 But I thought we were kissing. 161 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,825 Yeah, we were. 162 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:54,286 So... 163 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:59,792 So, what, you like me now? Is this, like, a date? 164 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,585 Don't be gay. 165 00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:34,576 Come back, Mr. Woodchuck. 166 00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:38,414 I'm gonna get you now. 167 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,674 Shit. 168 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,010 Fuck. 169 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,932 I'm so sorry, man! 170 00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:05,190 Why... Why did you shoot me? 171 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:09,987 I thought you were something else. I... I... I... Fuck! 172 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:13,198 - Are you all right? - I'm sick. 173 00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,242 I need help. 174 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:20,706 I'll get you some help, all right? I'll be right back. I got a car. 175 00:17:21,540 --> 00:17:22,875 Holy fuck. 176 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,626 - Please... - Fuck. 177 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,836 - Help me! - Fuck. 178 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,546 I'm sick. I need water. 179 00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,757 I'll... Just, just lay down. Don't move, man. 180 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,508 - Water. - I'll get you water. 181 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:34,678 Just stay right... Don't... Don't come near me, okay? 182 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,138 - Is that your cabin? - Just stay there, man! 183 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,514 Is that your cabin? 184 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:40,809 - No! Just stay there. Please stay there! - I need to rest. 185 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,978 - Don't make me fucking shoot you, man! - I'm... 186 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,439 Just stay the fuck back, please! 187 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:47,316 Fuck! 188 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,195 Fuck! 189 00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:58,786 Fuck, man! God! Do here. 190 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,707 Yo, dipshit, what the fuck, man? Where were you? 191 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,125 You burn the whole fucking place down? 192 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,919 What are you, fucking Smokey the Clown now? 193 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,587 Don't you mean Smokey the Bear? 194 00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,548 Whatever. This is fucking horseshit, man. It's a fucking fireplace. 195 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:15,344 How fucking old are you? Can't you be responsible for anything? 196 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:16,804 Goddamn, we can't leave you alone 197 00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,098 for five fucking minutes without you destroying something. 198 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,933 - Come on. - And what the fuck were you shooting at? 199 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:22,893 I heard a... I heard a squirrel or something... 200 00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:25,187 - I was just looking for a squirrel. - A squirrel? 201 00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,481 - Yeah. - You're such a fucking idiot. 202 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,149 ...a stick up his ass. 203 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,240 - I mean, come on... - You... 204 00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:39,743 - Paul, why don't you tell us the story? - No. 205 00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,246 And what are you gonna roast on that thing? 206 00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,872 Come on, Paul. Tell them the story. 207 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,791 No, I can't. It's a traumatic experience. 208 00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:48,669 - I don't really want to talk about it. - I like traumatic stories. 209 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,337 I mean, not about me, but... 210 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:53,048 Paul, trauma bonds people. You can tell us. 211 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,260 Trauma bonds the people who go through it, not the people you tell it to. 212 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:59,972 - Just tell them the fucking story, man! - All right, all right! 213 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,683 So there's this bowling alley when we were growing up. 214 00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,894 You guys might remember it. Lenny Mead's Brighton Bowl. 215 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,396 It was in Brighton, right? 216 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:10,065 That's probably why it was called the Brighton Bowl. Yeah. 217 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,443 Anyway, we used to go there for birthday parties 218 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:16,113 or with my dad for the weekend or whatever. 219 00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:19,700 And this one time, I ask my dad if we could go, 220 00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:23,328 and he's like, "No. The bowling alley's closed." 221 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,914 This marshmallows so burnt! 222 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:33,589 It turned out there had been a break-in. All the employees were held at gunpoint. 223 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:37,301 And then after they had been gagged and beaten, 224 00:19:37,384 --> 00:19:39,887 they were tied to chairs. 225 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:46,643 The chairs, they were set in a circle, 226 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:50,606 so that way everybody was forced to watch everybody else. 227 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:56,904 And then the robber, this sick maniac, 228 00:19:57,237 --> 00:20:00,741 he goes and finds one of those little ball-peen hammers, 229 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,076 and then one by one, 230 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:07,080 he smashed the backs of their heads open with the hammer. 231 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:11,752 Everyone had to watch their friends die, knowing that they'd soon be next. 232 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,755 Ball-peen. 233 00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:18,342 Guy doesn't stop there. 234 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:21,178 He goes and he breaks out the fire axe. 235 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:24,306 The alarm goes off. He doesn't give a shit. 236 00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,226 He hacked off all their limbs. 237 00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:32,356 The cops found six bloody torsos tied to the bowling seats. 238 00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:35,651 Blood everywhere. 239 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:40,322 Turns out the guy was some disgruntled employee. 240 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,617 That was my childhood playground. 241 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:50,290 - Bert, you asshole. It's not funny. - Yes, it is, you fucking slut. 242 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,417 - Jeff. - What? 243 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:57,047 - Tell them about the happy bald guy. - God, no. I can't take it. 244 00:20:57,130 --> 00:21:00,842 He was the... He was the guy who gave us our shoes and quarters for the video games. 245 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:04,596 There was a room with a pool table, too, but my dad wouldn't let us go back there. 246 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:08,976 But the bald guy, he was always happy. He was always smiling, you know. 247 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,770 But the killer got him, too. 248 00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:14,898 When the cops searched the place, they found all the hacked-off limbs 249 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,234 at the end of the bowling lanes. 250 00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:21,989 The guy had bowled people's organs. Arms, legs, everything. 251 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:26,451 Found the bald guy's head in the ball return. 252 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:31,665 - He was still smiling. - Oh, no! 253 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,917 - You! I knew you were full of shit! - No. 254 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,961 - You suck! You suck! - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I swear! 255 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:38,672 It was in the paper. I swear to... 256 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:40,507 - I'm laughing because... - Guys. 257 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:43,844 Jeff is an asshole and he's making me laugh. 258 00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:48,265 No, I swear... I loved this place. I still remember all the sounds, 259 00:21:48,348 --> 00:21:51,059 you know, like the cracking, the bouncing, 260 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,603 the smell of the shoes, the sounds of the Q-bert machine... 261 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:56,106 Holy shit! What are you doing, man? 262 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:58,317 - I'm cool, I'm cool! - Are you spying on us or something, man? 263 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,694 - I'm cool. - Wait. ls your dog friendly? 264 00:22:00,777 --> 00:22:04,573 Yeah, yeah. He's cool. This is Dr. Mambo. 265 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:06,992 Here, boy. Come on. Come on, Dr. Mambo. 266 00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:09,870 He's a doctor? Like a physician or a professor? 267 00:22:10,537 --> 00:22:12,539 Yeah, he's a professor. 268 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:15,959 Of being a dog! Faced! 269 00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:21,465 Scratch-mod ed ! 270 00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:32,517 That's a positive bonfire. 271 00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:35,020 Got room for one more? 272 00:22:38,398 --> 00:22:42,069 Actually, we were kind of having a private conversation, if you don't mind. 273 00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:45,364 That's cool, that's cool. 274 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:47,991 I guess I'll go smoke all this weed by myself then. 275 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,034 - No, no, no. That's cool. - No, no. 276 00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:50,660 - It's fine! - That's all right. It's not that private. 277 00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:51,787 - Yeah. - It's fine. 278 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,623 - So... Yeah, so, you know... - Awesome. 279 00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:59,878 - Yeah, sit right here. - Awesome. Awesome. 280 00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:02,714 Awesome. 281 00:23:03,256 --> 00:23:07,135 - Wait. So your name was... - Justin. But you can call me Grim. 282 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,429 - Grim. - Like "Grimace"? 283 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,224 Grim is my skating name. 284 00:23:12,682 --> 00:23:15,143 I got it out in Berkeley when I was competing in the X-games. 285 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,938 - Really? Karen's gonna go to Berkeley. - Yeah. 286 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:20,690 Dude! 287 00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:22,025 Awesome! 288 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:25,529 Yeah. Love Berkeley. I mean, people there are so whacked, you know. 289 00:23:25,612 --> 00:23:29,241 I met these guys, and they had me fucked up for, like, five days straight. 290 00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:31,451 They wouldn't let me drink anything but beer. 291 00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:35,038 Yeah. Yeah, I've totally done that, except I do it with J.D. 292 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:36,498 Hey, Karen's got a great idea. 293 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,792 We should only drink beer for the rest of the trip. 294 00:23:38,875 --> 00:23:42,212 I could probably do that, Bert, but I doubt that you could. 295 00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:46,091 All right. I'll bet you I can only drink beer for the rest of the trip, okay? 296 00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:48,552 If I drink anything else, you can have the rest of my supply. 297 00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:52,764 - All right, you're on. We only drink beer. - Yeah, you're on. 298 00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:56,601 So... So what? You're like a skater? Is that your occupation? 299 00:23:58,645 --> 00:24:01,273 - Crap! - Party's over. 300 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:02,399 No. 301 00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:07,446 Hey, Justin... Grim, you want to come inside for a little bit? 302 00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:10,866 You know what? I'd love to, but I left all the shit outside my tent, 303 00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:14,911 and it's starting to rain. If it gets fucked up, it's, like, $4,000 worth of shit pissed away. 304 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,204 Wait. How far is your tent? 305 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,957 It's 20 minutes away, but, you know, if I book, I can be back in, like, 30. 306 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,792 All right, cool. Bring the weed. 307 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:23,587 I will. All right, cool. Check you dudes later. 308 00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:25,380 Come on, Dr. Mambo. 309 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,677 - Freak. - I thought he was funny. 310 00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:38,477 - How'd it work? - What do you mean, how? 311 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,813 It had a hose, bunch of different settings. 312 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,399 Pulse. Power. 313 00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:46,735 Stream. 314 00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,738 And you came every time? 315 00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:51,907 Totally. 316 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:55,494 You can imagine my disappointment the first time I had sex. 317 00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:58,788 - Tell me about it. - Wait, what's that supposed to mean? 318 00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:00,624 I got a better story than that. 319 00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:02,542 I'm sorry, Bert, but no story is better 320 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,794 than Karen and her parents' shower massage. 321 00:25:04,878 --> 00:25:07,047 No, seriously, I'm serious. 322 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:09,841 One time I was masturbating, 323 00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:13,220 and my dog came up and started licking my balls, 324 00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:16,681 then right as I came, it stuck its tongue up my ass. 325 00:25:16,765 --> 00:25:20,227 That's fucking serious masturbation talent right there. 326 00:25:20,685 --> 00:25:22,145 Fucking good. 327 00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:27,484 The guy better have brought more weed or I'm not letting him in. 328 00:25:27,567 --> 00:25:30,946 - All right, relax, pal, I'm coming. - His name's Grim. 329 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,992 Jesus Christ. 330 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:45,710 Help me. Please, I need a doctor. 331 00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:49,798 Doctor. 332 00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:54,511 Yeah, yeah, all right, all right. Yeah, hey, somebody grab a blanket or something. 333 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:00,850 You... 334 00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:06,189 You shot me. 335 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:09,609 No, no, no, no, no. There's no way 336 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:11,486 this fucking contagious fucker's coming in here. 337 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,780 - Bert, he's sick, for Christ's sake. - No, fuck him! 338 00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:16,533 What, you want him to come in here and fucking touch all your shit? 339 00:26:16,616 --> 00:26:18,034 Your fucking soap, your fucking... 340 00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:19,869 Wait! Let's throw him a blanket or something. 341 00:26:19,953 --> 00:26:22,205 - Your douche or some shit? - We could at least drive him to a doctor! 342 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:23,999 No! He's not fucking coming in here! 343 00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:27,002 We're out of range. I'm not getting anything. 344 00:26:27,335 --> 00:26:29,129 - Fuck. - What's that? 345 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:31,339 - He's in the car. - What? 346 00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:36,511 - Motherfucker! - Why is this guy fucking with us? 347 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:38,430 - Grab your gun. - Fuck. 348 00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:40,473 Come on, hurry up, hurry up. He's in the car already. 349 00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:42,142 - Let's go! - Come on! Come on! 350 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:49,524 Get out of the car, man! Out! No fucking more! 351 00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:55,030 Get out of there! Get out of the car, man! Get out! Get out of the fucking car! 352 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:57,240 - Look out! - Fuck! 353 00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,576 Get out of the truck, you freak! Get out of there, man! 354 00:26:59,659 --> 00:27:02,871 - Fuck, motherfucker! - You shot the car! 355 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,080 What am I supposed to do? 356 00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:06,416 Oh, my God, man! 357 00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:13,381 - Oh, my God! - Fuck! 358 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:17,010 Shit! 359 00:27:21,681 --> 00:27:23,391 - Come back, man! - Shit! 360 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:29,356 - Stab him! - He's coming towards us! 361 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:35,654 Stop or I'll fucking stab you! Stop! Stop! God! 362 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:43,787 All right, back off! Fuck off! Come on, leave us alone! Fuck off! 363 00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:46,956 No! 364 00:27:57,300 --> 00:28:00,845 I know, I know, I know. What else were we gonna do? 365 00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:05,725 First he gets his shit all over the car, then, I didn't want him touching me. 366 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:07,477 Or you or anybody. 367 00:28:08,144 --> 00:28:11,481 - I think the rain will put him out. - Well, listen, he's dead anyway. 368 00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:16,194 I mean, you guys saw that shit on him. He looked like he was skinned alive. 369 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:19,864 We have to tell the police it wasn't our fault. 370 00:28:19,948 --> 00:28:21,658 I think we should tell them now. 371 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:24,202 - I think we should tell them now. - Would you just calm down? 372 00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:27,080 There's nothing we can do. The car's fucked. 373 00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:31,334 We need a mechanic. We'll find a neighbor, we'll find somebody who knows one. 374 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:33,586 And then we'll report the accident. 375 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:37,257 That's the key word here. It was an accident, all right? 376 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:42,971 That guy's skin... Holy shit. 377 00:29:44,157 --> 00:29:46,910 You know, you should probably clean up some of this shit while we're gone, man. 378 00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:48,578 Yeah, I'll be sure and save some for you guys. 379 00:29:48,661 --> 00:29:51,456 - Look, just stick with the girls, all right? - What's that supposed to mean? 380 00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:54,167 It means you're a fucking pussy. What do you think? 381 00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,835 - That's fucked up. - No, what's fucked up 382 00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:58,254 is you beating the shit out of my truck with that bat of yours. 383 00:29:58,338 --> 00:30:01,174 What about the jag-off over here with the rifle? Did you forget about him? 384 00:30:01,257 --> 00:30:04,427 Come on, man! We all fucked up that car. Don't just put it on me. 385 00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:07,806 Morning, boys. You guys gonna kill each other now? 386 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:12,060 - Where you going? - To get help. 387 00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:58,731 - So, Bert and Jeff have gone to... - I know. 388 00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:01,359 Karen... 389 00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:07,657 Look, last night was a really fucked-up situation, and I think... 390 00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:11,661 Paul, that guy asked for our help. We lit him on fire. 391 00:31:13,454 --> 00:31:17,208 You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood. 392 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:22,922 I got scared. You know, I was... 393 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:26,092 I was just trying to help. 394 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,055 Karen. 395 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:34,976 I'm sorry, Paul. 396 00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:40,273 Every time I close my eyes, I see him. 397 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,734 It was an accident. 398 00:31:43,693 --> 00:31:45,945 The guy was gonna die anyway. 399 00:31:58,583 --> 00:31:59,792 Better? 400 00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:03,755 Yeah. 401 00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:09,969 Thanks, Paul. 402 00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:28,821 Hello! 403 00:33:07,026 --> 00:33:09,946 God damn it! God damn it! God damn it! God damn it! 404 00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:11,739 Damn it! Damn it! 405 00:33:11,823 --> 00:33:14,742 God damn it! God damn it! God damn it! 406 00:33:17,245 --> 00:33:22,291 Hold it! You there! Do you see this? Do you see this shit? 407 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:26,254 - No, no, we didn't see anything. - You tell Murray I can't eat this shit. 408 00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:29,716 Some goddamn animal's been running around here infecting everything. 409 00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:32,635 And what am I supposed to do with a sick hog, huh? Huh? 410 00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:35,471 Because I am not about to eat that meat. Would you? 411 00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:37,473 No, I'm a vegetarian... 412 00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:39,642 Because, you know, none of this shit's good. 413 00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:43,980 It's all sick. It's all gotta go back, and I want me a new hog! 414 00:33:44,063 --> 00:33:46,691 You know what? We were just looking for a mechanic, so... 415 00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:49,318 A mechanic? Well, you won't find one around here. 416 00:33:49,402 --> 00:33:51,904 - You'll have to go to town to get that. - See, that's the thing. 417 00:33:51,988 --> 00:33:54,449 Our car's busted, right? So we can't get into town, 418 00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:56,576 so we need to find somebody that'll take us into town, you know, 419 00:33:56,659 --> 00:33:58,745 so we can find a mechanic. 420 00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:02,081 Well, I already been in town today. Sorry. 421 00:34:02,165 --> 00:34:06,169 All right, well, if you do go back, would you tell us? 422 00:34:06,252 --> 00:34:11,674 Because, see, we're staying in a cabin, and we don't know Murray. 423 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:17,972 I'm sorry. Yes, of course, of course! 424 00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:20,850 Heck, why didn't y'all just come out and say that? 425 00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:23,686 Well, come on inside. I've got a radio. We'll call Ricky. 426 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:25,021 - A radio? - He's got a tow truck. Yeah. 427 00:34:25,104 --> 00:34:27,106 - We'll call Ricky. - Ricky, all right. 428 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:29,859 Sorry to bother you, but this crazy guy came out of the woods, 429 00:34:29,942 --> 00:34:32,862 and he tried to trash our car or something. I don't know. 430 00:34:32,945 --> 00:34:38,367 Sounds terrible. I have some juice. So this person damaged your car? 431 00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:41,412 Yeah, it was just this crazy hermit. You know, real dangerous. 432 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:43,748 We had to chase him away with bats and everything. 433 00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:47,502 A hermit? It wasn't Henry, was it? Nah, shit, never. 434 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:55,468 - Henry? - No, my cousin, Henry. 435 00:34:55,551 --> 00:34:58,554 But he knows about that ordinance. He wouldn't do something like that. 436 00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:01,390 - Did you say you hit him with a bat? - No! 437 00:35:02,141 --> 00:35:04,143 - No, no, it wasn't Henry. - No. 438 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:07,855 It was our friend, Walter. He got drunk, and, you know, one thing led to another. 439 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,816 - No, that's no good. - Yeah. 440 00:35:12,735 --> 00:35:14,320 Hey! You know what? I got a great idea. 441 00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:16,239 - Why don't we take a walk down ourselves? - Yeah. 442 00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:18,407 - It's really nice out. - It's... We'll just walk. 443 00:35:18,491 --> 00:35:20,243 I haven't really gotten to see the scenery or anything. 444 00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:22,620 Are you sure? I mean, Ricky's awfully handy. 445 00:35:22,703 --> 00:35:24,330 - You know, thanks a lot for your help. - Are you sure? 446 00:35:24,413 --> 00:35:28,417 Yeah, a little fresh air sounds great. So we really appreciate your help. 447 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:29,502 Take care. 448 00:35:31,754 --> 00:35:34,465 - I can't believe we burned Henry! - Fuck! 449 00:36:24,223 --> 00:36:25,391 Hello? 450 00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:32,440 Hello? 451 00:36:52,293 --> 00:36:53,461 Hello? 452 00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:05,473 Hello? 453 00:37:08,434 --> 00:37:09,602 Hello? 454 00:37:11,312 --> 00:37:12,939 Is anyone home? 455 00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:24,825 Hello? 456 00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:29,288 - Bert, you dick-nose! - Shut up! 457 00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:33,251 - What the hell? - Did you find anybody? 458 00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:34,460 No, nothing. 459 00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:36,337 Well, I followed the path that that old guy ran, 460 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:39,548 but I don't know. I couldn't find him. He could still be alive. 461 00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:41,384 No, it's impossible. 462 00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:46,222 - You guys want any beef jerky? - No, Bert. Put it away. 463 00:37:46,305 --> 00:37:48,641 - Why? -'Cause it's not our house. 464 00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:49,767 So? 465 00:37:52,353 --> 00:37:54,146 - Did you find a phone? - No. 466 00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:56,565 No. It felt weird looking around, but there's nobody here. 467 00:37:56,649 --> 00:38:00,319 We found this other place, but there's nobody there either. 468 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,990 - I wonder if the cops know about it yet. - I doubt it. 469 00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:07,410 I mean, if they did know, they probably would've been at the cabin by now. 470 00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:22,758 Morning, son. Deputy Winston. Bunyon County Sheriff's department. 471 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:26,178 Hi. Hi, what can I do for you? 472 00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:28,347 I'm out patrolling myjurisdiction, 473 00:38:28,431 --> 00:38:30,933 and I heard there was a lot of commotion here last night. 474 00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:34,687 - I just want to know what the story is. - Yeah, sure, sure. 475 00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:38,941 Some guy tried to break into our cabin, and he was sick. 476 00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:42,862 I don't know what kind of disease he had, but he was a mess. 477 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:46,741 - Okay. Well, I'm gonna have to report this. - Yeah. No, totally. 478 00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:50,911 My friends are out looking for a neighbor right now so we could actually call you. 479 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:52,788 We don't have a phone in here. 480 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:56,709 Yeah. That's because everyone uses radios. That's what I use. 481 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:00,379 Hey. 482 00:39:01,547 --> 00:39:05,343 Looks like you guys were doing some pretty good partying, huh, man? 483 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:07,970 Well, yeah. You know, we were drinking. 484 00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:12,224 And then this guy came along, and he tried to break into the cabin. 485 00:39:12,391 --> 00:39:17,772 We had no choice but to get rough. I mean, I feel awful, but he was going crazy. 486 00:39:17,855 --> 00:39:20,733 He smashed into our car, and then he wouldn't come out, 487 00:39:20,816 --> 00:39:23,402 so, we had to hit him. 488 00:39:24,236 --> 00:39:28,699 I mean, we hurt him, but we were terrified. We didn't know what to do. 489 00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,659 That's why we went to look for help today... 490 00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:34,372 Hey, man, I told you. All right, I'm gonna make a report. 491 00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:37,166 Don't worry about it. He ain't gonna come back, man. 492 00:39:37,249 --> 00:39:39,710 Looks like you guys scared him away pretty good. 493 00:39:39,794 --> 00:39:42,713 I ain't gonna let him ruin your fun, all right? 494 00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:45,508 Thank you. 'Cause I'll tell you, my friend's inside right now, 495 00:39:45,591 --> 00:39:49,553 and she's pretty freaked out. She wants to go home. 496 00:39:50,262 --> 00:39:53,599 - We all kind of do. - You've got a lady friend, huh? 497 00:39:54,975 --> 00:39:58,270 Yeah, I bet you like to party with the ladies. 498 00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:03,192 Paul? 499 00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,903 Is everything okay? 500 00:40:06,695 --> 00:40:08,823 Howdy, ma'am! Everything's fine. 501 00:40:08,906 --> 00:40:12,952 Just go back inside, have yourself a big 40, just party. 502 00:40:15,287 --> 00:40:16,455 Okay. 503 00:40:22,628 --> 00:40:25,297 Daddy, man! Why you talking about leaving for? 504 00:40:25,381 --> 00:40:29,802 - You gotta stay and party. - That's why we came here in the first place. 505 00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:33,722 I'm telling you, man. This is a major party town. 506 00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:34,890 Really? 507 00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:37,435 You kidding me, man? You know what it's like. 508 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:40,688 Like when you go to a new town, right, and you're the new guy. 509 00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:43,149 All the girls see you walking down the street. 510 00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:46,527 They all know you got five pounds of dangling meat. 511 00:40:46,986 --> 00:40:50,990 You're looking for no commitment. You understand what I'm saying? 512 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:54,952 - Yeah, yeah, I've heard that phrase before. - Shit, man, this is that town. 513 00:40:55,035 --> 00:40:59,373 It's like when I go party up in Wambusa 'cause my cousin goes to school there. 514 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:03,210 So when I party in Wambusa, I know I'm gonna get pussy, man. 515 00:41:03,502 --> 00:41:05,463 Plus, you know, the girls up there, they don't know I'm a deputy. 516 00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:09,341 You know, they don't know what I do, so I know they're gonna party hard with me. 517 00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:11,677 And believe me, man, they do. 518 00:41:12,928 --> 00:41:16,390 That's too bad. I bet you used to rule this town before you had a badge. 519 00:41:16,474 --> 00:41:19,935 Yeah, but, you know, the badge make you grow up quick. 520 00:41:21,770 --> 00:41:24,690 Holy shit, man. Those guys really did a number on your ride. 521 00:41:24,773 --> 00:41:27,109 And I'm gonna put out an A.P.B. We gonna catch this guy, all right? 522 00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:30,988 Yeah. You know, it wasn't totally him. We hit it, too. 523 00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:34,533 But we were just trying to scare him away, you know? 524 00:41:34,658 --> 00:41:37,411 Do you think you can get somebody up here to fix it? 525 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:39,246 What do I look like, man, an idiot? 526 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:42,041 I'll have somebody up here by tomorrow afternoon, all right? 527 00:41:42,124 --> 00:41:45,002 You're top priority. You're the party man! 528 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:49,048 Do you realize how many great parties we're gonna have? 529 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:53,469 Fortune's shining on you, brother. I know where all the big parties are at. 530 00:41:53,552 --> 00:41:55,679 Listen, just remember my name's Winston, all right? 531 00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:58,265 You know how to get a hold of me, right? 532 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:00,392 -911? - That's it, my man. 533 00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:04,230 - Take it easy, all right? - Yeah. 534 00:42:25,251 --> 00:42:27,795 Did he say he was gonna report this shit or not? 535 00:42:27,878 --> 00:42:31,257 I think he is, but, you know, he didn't make it seem like we did anything wrong. 536 00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:33,801 He just said he'd get a tow truck up here by tomorrow. 537 00:42:33,884 --> 00:42:36,095 - Sounds weird to me. - The guy was weird. 538 00:42:36,178 --> 00:42:39,139 Once he saw Karen, he didn't want to leave. 539 00:42:39,765 --> 00:42:41,934 Has Karen left her room yet? 540 00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:46,313 No, she's still sleeping. I don't know what's up with her. 541 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:49,525 She wants to get out of here as soon as she can. 542 00:42:49,608 --> 00:42:52,903 - Kind of puts a kink in your plan, huh? - What plan? 543 00:42:53,779 --> 00:42:55,155 What plan! 544 00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:59,577 The plan you've been trying to execute since, what, eighth grade? 545 00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:02,454 No, there's no plan. Not anymore. 546 00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:05,791 Whatever. You guys are funny. 547 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:10,004 Fucking... She likes you because you're nice to her, 548 00:43:10,087 --> 00:43:14,592 and she's nice to you because she can control you, and fuck it... 549 00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:18,178 - You're nice to her because... - Bert, Bert, don't move. 550 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:25,269 Fuck. It's that fucking freak's dog, man. 551 00:43:26,812 --> 00:43:29,565 - Should I hit it? - I don't know, man. 552 00:43:30,482 --> 00:43:33,068 If you're gonna hit it, hit it hard. 553 00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:42,453 Holy shit. 554 00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:46,290 So where's Grim? 555 00:43:46,498 --> 00:43:48,375 I'll tell you where he is. He's out there rotting. 556 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:49,752 There's some sick shit out in that woods, 557 00:43:49,835 --> 00:43:52,838 and that fucking hermit's spreading it around. 558 00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:54,465 I'm not gonna wait for that deputy to come back. 559 00:43:54,548 --> 00:43:57,676 - I say we get out of here right now. - Should we say something on our way out, 560 00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,220 like, "By the way, we burned some guy alive"? 561 00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:01,305 - Yes. - No. 562 00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:04,099 - Jeff... - Fine. Fuck it. We'll tell the cops. 563 00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:06,435 We have to. Look, they're gonna figure it out. 564 00:44:06,518 --> 00:44:09,188 The deputy knows something happened. We're the only outsiders. 565 00:44:09,271 --> 00:44:11,732 They're gonna trace it back to us. 566 00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:15,361 I feel nauseous. 567 00:44:16,695 --> 00:44:17,905 Karen... 568 00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:23,619 - How soon can you get us out of here? - I don't know if I can fix the car. 569 00:44:23,702 --> 00:44:26,830 I'm thinking I could make it drivable, maybe, you know? 570 00:44:26,914 --> 00:44:30,793 And then we could drive into town and tell them what happened. 571 00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:33,003 And that'll be that, right? 572 00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:36,757 Look, you're gonna have to watch me with the gun, man. 573 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:40,386 I'm not gonna go out there with that fucking dog around. 574 00:44:41,053 --> 00:44:44,890 I need a bath. Jeff's mom has the stupidest ideas. 575 00:44:44,973 --> 00:44:47,059 "Let's get a cabin." So gay. 576 00:45:07,746 --> 00:45:08,747 Hey. 577 00:45:09,498 --> 00:45:10,499 Hey. 578 00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:13,919 Sorry. I didn't mean to wake you. 579 00:45:14,586 --> 00:45:16,088 No, it's okay. 580 00:45:18,632 --> 00:45:20,926 I think Marcy made some chili. 581 00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:23,095 I'm not hungry. 582 00:45:27,599 --> 00:45:30,185 All right, then, I'll just let you get back to sleep. 583 00:45:30,269 --> 00:45:31,562 No, wait. 584 00:45:32,771 --> 00:45:33,856 Sta)'- 585 00:45:45,117 --> 00:45:46,201 Fuck! 586 00:45:48,412 --> 00:45:50,581 - Why'd you stop? - Would you fucking shoot him already? 587 00:45:50,664 --> 00:45:51,874 - Come on! - Don't stop! 588 00:45:51,957 --> 00:45:53,751 - Just keep working! - No! Shoot it! 589 00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:56,420 If it gets any closer, I can hit it. 590 00:45:56,837 --> 00:45:58,881 - Fuck. - Just keep working! 591 00:48:04,756 --> 00:48:05,966 My God! 592 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:09,845 Shit! 593 00:48:14,850 --> 00:48:15,934 Marcy! 594 00:48:16,768 --> 00:48:17,936 No! 595 00:48:19,521 --> 00:48:24,234 - She's got it! She's sick! - Oh, no, she's fucking got it. Shit. 596 00:48:24,318 --> 00:48:28,614 - Guys, I think I'm really sick. - Shit. Stay in your fucking bed, okay! 597 00:48:28,864 --> 00:48:31,283 - Bert, can you help me? - Bert, calm down. 598 00:48:31,366 --> 00:48:33,952 - Let's just... - No! Go! Get the fuck out! Everybody out! 599 00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:35,829 - Okay! - Just get the fuck out, okay! 600 00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:38,790 - Bert, please... - Stay in your fucking bed! 601 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:41,209 - I'm bleeding! - Get the fuck out! Just get out! 602 00:48:41,293 --> 00:48:43,670 - Calm down! - Can I go to the bathroom, please? 603 00:48:43,754 --> 00:48:44,755 Listen, you fucking bitch, 604 00:48:44,838 --> 00:48:46,798 -get the fuck back! - Leave her alone! 605 00:48:46,882 --> 00:48:50,302 - What? - Come on! Leave her alone! God damn it! 606 00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:53,347 - What the fuck is your problem? - She's your fucking friend, man! 607 00:48:53,430 --> 00:48:56,350 She's fucking sick! She's not coming near me, okay? 608 00:48:56,433 --> 00:48:58,769 I'm fucking doing this for you! I'm doing it for all you fucks! 609 00:48:58,852 --> 00:49:01,229 - Don't leave me! - Hey, you fucking whore, 610 00:49:01,313 --> 00:49:04,441 the headlights are busted on the car. We can't go anywhere. 611 00:49:04,524 --> 00:49:06,276 - Ben! - Goddamn whore! 612 00:49:07,819 --> 00:49:09,905 'Rm just trying to help! - Bert! BETH 613 00:49:09,988 --> 00:49:12,908 - Calm down. Calm down. - God! Okay. 614 00:49:17,829 --> 00:49:18,914 What? 615 00:51:00,098 --> 00:51:01,600 Fuck you guys. 616 00:51:02,142 --> 00:51:04,686 Karen, I'm sorry. We just don't wanna get it. 617 00:51:04,770 --> 00:51:07,481 - I'm gonna die in here. - No, you're not. 618 00:51:07,731 --> 00:51:11,651 - Karen, please. We're going to get help now. - What about that guy's dog? 619 00:51:11,735 --> 00:51:13,695 Somebody's gonna be watching with the gun, okay? 620 00:51:13,779 --> 00:51:15,614 Yeah, we're gonna bolt the door shut. 621 00:51:15,697 --> 00:51:17,032 Somebody's gonna be out here the whole time. 622 00:51:17,115 --> 00:51:19,493 We're not gonna leave you alone. 623 00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:22,829 I wanna go home. 624 00:52:05,205 --> 00:52:06,373 Karen? 625 00:52:08,917 --> 00:52:10,085 Karen. 626 00:52:23,682 --> 00:52:25,976 Come on, Karen. You gotta eat. 627 00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:42,492 Let me know if you need anything else, okay? 628 00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:44,703 Okay? 629 00:52:45,954 --> 00:52:48,206 Better close the door, Marcy. 630 00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:53,003 You don't want to infect everyone. 631 00:53:51,102 --> 00:53:53,188 - God! - What are you doing? 632 00:53:53,271 --> 00:53:56,691 - I'm... My friend, she's very sick, and... - You are very sick! 633 00:53:56,775 --> 00:54:00,570 - Oh, my God, I'm sorry! No, I'm... - That's my wife in there! 634 00:54:01,571 --> 00:54:04,366 My friend's dying. We need a phone, please. 635 00:54:04,449 --> 00:54:06,868 - Get the fuck off my property! - Shit! Okay! 636 00:54:06,952 --> 00:54:08,119 Git! 637 00:54:15,085 --> 00:54:18,630 Where have you been? Did you find anyone? 638 00:54:19,297 --> 00:54:20,340 No. 639 00:54:20,465 --> 00:54:23,426 All right. Come on inside. Marcy made chili. 640 00:54:28,473 --> 00:54:30,058 Nobody's hungry? 641 00:54:33,603 --> 00:54:37,357 - What if Karen used those bowls? - Jesus, Jeff, I washed them. 642 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,902 He's right. I mean, I'm not gonna eat until we get back down to town. 643 00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:43,071 You know, any of you guys could have it. 644 00:54:43,154 --> 00:54:45,907 I know we checked, but I'm not gonna sleep near you guys. 645 00:54:45,991 --> 00:54:48,994 You know, so go sleep in the car, Jeff, and just give us all a break. 646 00:54:49,077 --> 00:54:52,414 The car? That thing's a germ factory. I don't even wanna ride in it. 647 00:54:52,497 --> 00:54:54,082 Would you calm down? I cleaned it, okay? 648 00:54:54,165 --> 00:54:58,086 - Yeah, then why don't you go sleep in it? - Maybe I will, you... 649 00:54:58,253 --> 00:54:59,504 You know what, you're right. 650 00:54:59,587 --> 00:55:02,340 We should probably prepare our own meals. 651 00:55:03,925 --> 00:55:06,636 Who am I? "I'm melting! I'm burning!" 652 00:55:07,554 --> 00:55:09,222 Bert, what's your fucking problem? 653 00:55:09,306 --> 00:55:10,890 You're gonna burn down this whole fucking place! 654 00:55:11,016 --> 00:55:12,017 - What? - You're an asshole! 655 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:14,519 - You fucking prick! What, bitch? - Bert, stop it! 656 00:55:15,729 --> 00:55:16,771 - Motherfucker... - Bert! 657 00:55:16,855 --> 00:55:18,398 Get the fuck off me! 658 00:55:19,524 --> 00:55:21,318 Shut the fuck up! 659 00:55:23,028 --> 00:55:25,947 Christ, I can't take it anymore. 660 00:55:29,284 --> 00:55:32,871 Our friend's dying out there. She's fucking dying. 661 00:55:34,039 --> 00:55:37,709 And we're in here acting like a bunch of fucking pussies, so for one second, 662 00:55:37,792 --> 00:55:41,379 let's just forget about helping her, strap on some balls, 663 00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:45,133 and help each other, because otherwise, we're all fucking doomed. 664 00:55:45,216 --> 00:55:47,135 - He's right. I was just saying... - Of course, he's right. 665 00:55:47,218 --> 00:55:48,887 - Marcy. .. - Good, good! 666 00:55:48,970 --> 00:55:51,848 We're communicating. See? That's positive. 667 00:55:54,601 --> 00:55:56,019 Just no more yelling, okay? 668 00:55:56,102 --> 00:55:59,105 We can eat alone, we can sleep alone, whatever. 669 00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:02,692 We have to talk to each other. We have to work together. 670 00:56:06,237 --> 00:56:08,406 Bert, you just lost the bet. 671 00:56:13,953 --> 00:56:15,080 Shit! 672 00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:32,639 Okay, Karen, he's gone. 673 00:56:32,931 --> 00:56:37,060 All right, we're gonna stay out here all night for you, all right? 674 00:56:38,103 --> 00:56:39,104 Karen? 675 00:57:23,231 --> 00:57:24,899 Fuck. Okay. 676 00:57:30,822 --> 00:57:31,906 Fuck! 677 00:57:36,744 --> 00:57:40,039 Come on, let's go, everybody! Hurry up! The jeep's running! 678 00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:41,624 Jeff, come on! 679 00:57:57,849 --> 00:58:01,102 - Can you sit up? - Come on, Karen. We gotta go. 680 00:58:03,938 --> 00:58:06,232 I think I have a fever, sort of. 681 00:58:06,357 --> 00:58:07,609 Let's go)! 682 00:59:01,913 --> 00:59:05,375 Come on, Jeff, let's go! Come on, motherfucker! 683 00:59:08,253 --> 00:59:12,507 - All right, put her in the back, okay? - I don't think we should sit next to her. 684 00:59:12,590 --> 00:59:14,968 Fuck off, man. Put her in the front, then. 685 00:59:15,051 --> 00:59:17,220 No, I'm not driving with her sitting next to me. 686 00:59:17,303 --> 00:59:20,431 I'm driving. Just get in the fucking car, okay? 687 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:21,641 Fine. 688 00:59:24,727 --> 00:59:25,937 Karen? 689 00:59:27,272 --> 00:59:28,940 Karen, you okay? 690 00:59:31,943 --> 00:59:33,861 - God, Karen. - Shit. 691 00:59:37,282 --> 00:59:39,367 We've gotta get her to town. She's gonna die! 692 00:59:39,450 --> 00:59:41,536 She's not going anywhere. 693 00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:43,413 All right. Come on. You guys coming? 694 00:59:43,496 --> 00:59:46,040 What are you, nuts? She just infected the car. 695 00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:49,877 - I'll take my chances, man. - I'm not leaving Karen. I can't. 696 00:59:50,336 --> 00:59:51,963 Bert, you don't look so hot. 697 00:59:52,297 --> 00:59:55,425 I don't feel so hot, either, but, you know, the longer we sit here and fucking argue, 698 00:59:55,508 --> 00:59:58,636 -the more she lies there and rots! - How sick are you, Bert? 699 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,931 - Did that old guy touch you? - Fucking horseshit, man! Come on! 700 01:00:02,015 --> 01:00:04,976 - Well, did he or didn't he? - Fuck this, man. 701 01:00:06,978 --> 01:00:09,439 I'm getting her a fucking doctor! 702 01:00:10,607 --> 01:00:12,108 We should move her back to the shed. 703 01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:25,288 - God, she's bleeding again. - Don't move her. 704 01:00:26,497 --> 01:00:29,167 It's okay, Karen. We're gonna get help. 705 01:00:35,381 --> 01:00:37,967 - Going somewhere? - Anywhere but here. 706 01:00:42,847 --> 01:00:43,973 Here. 707 01:00:47,185 --> 01:00:50,396 Where the fuck do you think you're going? Jeff! 708 01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:53,024 - Just let him go. - Jeff! Jeff! 709 01:00:53,524 --> 01:00:55,568 - Don't fucking come near me! Stop! - Jeff! 710 01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:58,988 Stop! I don't wanna get sick! I don't want any of us getting sick! 711 01:00:59,072 --> 01:01:01,449 But you two fucking fuckers insist on touching her. 712 01:01:01,532 --> 01:01:03,326 Now she's bleeding all over both of you guys. 713 01:01:03,409 --> 01:01:07,538 So you two can fucking rot, but not me, no fucking way! Not me! 714 01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:11,793 Asshole! 715 01:01:29,060 --> 01:01:30,228 Shit! 716 01:01:43,408 --> 01:01:45,326 We're all gonna get it. 717 01:01:46,369 --> 01:01:50,373 We're all gonna get sick, and Jeff's in the woods getting drunk. 718 01:01:51,999 --> 01:01:53,042 No. 719 01:01:55,586 --> 01:01:59,882 Bert's gonna get help. Karen will be fine. I promise. 720 01:02:02,427 --> 01:02:06,097 It's like being on a plane when you know it's gonna crash. 721 01:02:07,014 --> 01:02:09,934 Everyone around you is screaming and yelling, 722 01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,187 "We're going down, we're going down!" 723 01:02:13,604 --> 01:02:16,441 All you really wanna do is grab the person next to you 724 01:02:16,524 --> 01:02:19,152 and fuck the shit out of them 'cause 725 01:02:20,111 --> 01:02:22,905 you know you're gonna be dead soon anyway. 726 01:02:27,744 --> 01:02:30,997 - You don't use condoms? - Don't worry. I'm healthy. 727 01:02:58,316 --> 01:02:59,484 Fuck! 728 01:03:30,973 --> 01:03:34,685 Hello? Somebody help! Hello? 729 01:03:36,687 --> 01:03:38,940 What the hell happened to you? 730 01:03:40,608 --> 01:03:43,736 - My friend, she's sick. - You don't look so good. 731 01:03:44,028 --> 01:03:48,699 I know. Just... There's this disease. I think all my friends are getting it. 732 01:03:49,992 --> 01:03:53,120 Do you just know where a hospital is around or something? 733 01:03:53,204 --> 01:03:56,874 Yeah. Stay right there. Don't come any closer. 734 01:03:57,834 --> 01:04:00,044 - I'll get a doctor. - Thanks. 735 01:04:02,004 --> 01:04:06,551 - Pancakes! Pancakes! - No pancakes. 736 01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:10,012 - Pancakes! - No pancakes! 737 01:04:18,896 --> 01:04:21,732 Dennis, Dennis! I told you to stay on the swing! 738 01:04:21,816 --> 01:04:25,444 Dennis! Dennis! 739 01:04:34,161 --> 01:04:36,205 Fuck! 740 01:04:38,583 --> 01:04:41,711 God damn it! What pancakes? Fuck! 741 01:04:43,421 --> 01:04:45,423 - Why'd you come here? - Listen... 742 01:04:45,506 --> 01:04:48,718 - Now, look what you done. - I just need a doctor, okay? 743 01:04:48,968 --> 01:04:53,222 What you done to this poor boy? What's he done to you? 744 01:04:53,306 --> 01:04:57,018 I just need a fucking doctor, man! 745 01:04:57,101 --> 01:05:00,980 I already lost one boy. I ain't losing another. 746 01:05:01,063 --> 01:05:03,566 Now, what if the doctors can't fix my boy? 747 01:05:03,649 --> 01:05:07,069 You get my boy sick, it's the same as killing him. 748 01:05:07,153 --> 01:05:09,322 - It's murder. - What? 749 01:05:10,114 --> 01:05:13,284 You being sick, that's your problem. 750 01:05:13,701 --> 01:05:17,038 Now Dennis is sick, that's my problem. 751 01:05:17,121 --> 01:05:21,000 And if I get sick, that's Lucille's problem. 752 01:05:21,083 --> 01:05:23,502 So we got to stop the problem. 753 01:05:23,586 --> 01:05:27,006 We got to stop the problem right now! 754 01:05:27,089 --> 01:05:28,633 Fenster! Rifle! 755 01:05:29,508 --> 01:05:31,010 Fuck you, man! 756 01:05:39,018 --> 01:05:41,604 There're some kids in the cabin. They got a disease. 757 01:05:41,687 --> 01:05:43,814 They just gave it to Dennis. 758 01:05:44,982 --> 01:05:46,692 We'll need the kit. 759 01:05:50,571 --> 01:05:53,658 Jesus, Paul, you really did a number on my back. 760 01:05:53,741 --> 01:05:56,577 I'm gonna go find Jeff, and then we're gonna walk out of here. 761 01:05:56,661 --> 01:05:57,745 What about Bert? 762 01:05:57,828 --> 01:05:59,497 I can't wait for him. I have to get out of here. 763 01:05:59,580 --> 01:06:02,458 Paul, what about Karen? Paul! 764 01:06:34,281 --> 01:06:36,993 Oh, my God. Work! 765 01:06:38,160 --> 01:06:40,413 Fuck! Fuck! 766 01:06:41,414 --> 01:06:42,623 Fuck. 767 01:06:46,085 --> 01:06:48,713 Fucking piece of fucking shit! 768 01:07:07,648 --> 01:07:09,066 Where is he? 769 01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:09,710 Fuck! 770 01:08:15,966 --> 01:08:17,134 Fuck! 771 01:08:45,246 --> 01:08:46,497 Shit! 772 01:09:18,863 --> 01:09:20,072 Up here. 773 01:10:24,887 --> 01:10:28,265 No!No!No! 774 01:11:01,173 --> 01:11:02,424 Help me! 775 01:12:57,748 --> 01:12:59,541 - Bert! - They're coming for you, man. 776 01:12:59,625 --> 01:13:01,835 - Who? The deputy? - No, no. The guy. 777 01:13:01,919 --> 01:13:04,838 - The guy from the store. - Come on. 778 01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:25,776 These kids were trouble the minute they stole from Cad. 779 01:13:25,859 --> 01:13:27,069 My God. 780 01:13:28,028 --> 01:13:31,031 He's doing sacrifices or something. 781 01:13:31,115 --> 01:13:32,741 It's unchristian. 782 01:14:03,939 --> 01:14:05,691 One, two... 783 01:14:06,692 --> 01:14:08,444 Good night, fucker. 784 01:14:10,195 --> 01:14:11,447 Got him. 785 01:14:53,655 --> 01:14:56,700 You killed Tommy's boy, you bastard. 786 01:15:01,205 --> 01:15:03,207 You tell them this wasn't our fault. 787 01:15:03,707 --> 01:15:06,960 That disease. That was here before we got here. 788 01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:09,505 You tell them! 789 01:15:13,759 --> 01:15:15,135 Thanks, Bert. 790 01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:30,234 Jeff! Jeff, it's the water! 791 01:15:30,651 --> 01:15:33,737 Wherever you are, don't drink the water! 792 01:15:54,591 --> 01:15:55,759 Hello? 793 01:16:08,855 --> 01:16:09,940 Jeff? 794 01:16:22,327 --> 01:16:23,495 Jeff! 795 01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:33,755 Jeff? 796 01:17:37,736 --> 01:17:39,154 Fuck me. 797 01:17:46,370 --> 01:17:47,496 Fuck! 798 01:18:47,097 --> 01:18:49,057 Here, have a big beer. 799 01:18:49,141 --> 01:18:50,767 Go on. Drink up. 800 01:18:51,101 --> 01:18:53,854 You got some sexy hair, you know that? 801 01:18:53,937 --> 01:18:55,814 You got sexy shoes, too. 802 01:19:11,997 --> 01:19:14,750 Shit, what the fuck happened to you, man? 803 01:19:15,584 --> 01:19:17,169 The tow truck. 804 01:19:17,919 --> 01:19:20,672 What happened to the tow truck, Winston? 805 01:19:21,089 --> 01:19:23,633 Shit, man. The fucking party man. 806 01:19:24,468 --> 01:19:26,428 I'm so fucking sorry about the tow truck, man. 807 01:19:26,511 --> 01:19:27,804 I sent it there, it broke down, 808 01:19:27,888 --> 01:19:30,557 I had to get a tow truck to get that fucking tow truck. 809 01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:32,434 Man, what do you need. You need a fucking ride? 810 01:19:33,852 --> 01:19:36,772 Yeah. Yeah, a ride would be good. 811 01:19:37,522 --> 01:19:38,774 Winston! 812 01:19:39,149 --> 01:19:40,984 Sh“. - Winston, do you copy? 813 01:19:41,067 --> 01:19:44,070 Yes, sir. I copy. Yeah, I'm still looking for that underage booze party. 814 01:19:44,154 --> 01:19:46,740 You never mind them. We got bigger problems. 815 01:19:46,823 --> 01:19:49,868 Some kids up in a cabin, they're on a killing spree. 816 01:19:49,951 --> 01:19:52,245 There's two, possibly three casualties already. 817 01:19:52,329 --> 01:19:54,998 Now, they are armed and hostile. Do not go anywhere near them. 818 01:19:55,081 --> 01:19:58,251 They got some kind of a skin virus that'll eat you alive, 819 01:19:58,335 --> 01:19:59,669 so if you do see them, 820 01:19:59,753 --> 01:20:02,422 do not hesitate to shoot them on sight. Do you copy? 821 01:20:02,506 --> 01:20:04,925 Yes, sir. Can you just repeat that last part, man? 822 01:20:05,008 --> 01:20:09,095 I said, if you see the kid, you shoot him on sight. 823 01:20:16,353 --> 01:20:18,146 So how about that ride, Winston? 824 01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:20,941 What the fuck, man... You shoot him! 825 01:20:21,024 --> 01:20:24,152 - Hey, man, I can't. - But you heard that walkie-talkie, dude. 826 01:20:24,236 --> 01:20:25,987 And the fucking gun's in the car, man. 827 01:20:26,071 --> 01:20:27,280 I just want to get into town. 828 01:20:27,364 --> 01:20:28,615 Why don't you just fucking relax and grab a beer? 829 01:20:28,698 --> 01:20:29,741 Get away from me, you fucking fruitcake! 830 01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:31,201 - Hey, back off. - You're not going anyplace. 831 01:20:31,284 --> 01:20:32,619 Hey, just party. Let's just party. 832 01:20:32,702 --> 01:20:34,454 - Fuck! - Shit, man. 833 01:20:37,374 --> 01:20:39,376 You can take your shit... Fuck! 834 01:20:39,459 --> 01:20:40,627 What the... 835 01:20:40,710 --> 01:20:42,504 Man, come on, be cool! Be cool! 836 01:20:42,629 --> 01:20:43,880 What the fuck! 837 01:20:45,048 --> 01:20:46,842 - Fuck! - What the fuck! 838 01:21:03,233 --> 01:21:04,818 You fucking idiot! 839 01:21:04,901 --> 01:21:08,613 You just fucked up the whole party, you fucking idiot! 840 01:21:10,365 --> 01:21:12,242 Party's over, Winston. 841 01:23:08,900 --> 01:23:10,068 Son, 842 01:23:10,735 --> 01:23:13,446 we need you to start from the beginning. 843 01:23:15,824 --> 01:23:18,410 What did you say? Is it safe? 844 01:23:19,869 --> 01:23:22,372 Where's Jeff? Did you find Jeff? 845 01:23:23,373 --> 01:23:25,500 How did everybody get sick? 846 01:23:30,422 --> 01:23:32,048 Everybody's dead. 847 01:23:35,593 --> 01:23:37,887 We need to know 848 01:23:37,971 --> 01:23:40,974 where you got this disease. 849 01:23:41,683 --> 01:23:45,228 It was a guy from the woods, and he... 850 01:23:47,897 --> 01:23:50,567 God, he looked like Bert's marshmallow. 851 01:23:54,320 --> 01:23:56,906 He told me he would get a tow truck. 852 01:23:58,908 --> 01:24:00,577 I should have killed him, too. 853 01:24:19,929 --> 01:24:22,974 We're not equipped to handle a situation like this. 854 01:24:23,058 --> 01:24:25,477 Cook County is his only shot. 855 01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:26,770 Fine. 856 01:24:27,604 --> 01:24:29,606 You put him in the car. 857 01:24:30,690 --> 01:24:32,442 I'll take care of him. 858 01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:41,034 Hey, look who's waking up. 859 01:24:41,117 --> 01:24:43,369 It's the fucking party man. 860 01:24:43,453 --> 01:24:45,497 Guess the party ain't over, huh? 861 01:24:45,580 --> 01:24:47,999 You're gonna have a long night of partying, man, I'm gonna tell you that. 862 01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:49,542 A long night. 863 01:24:50,543 --> 01:24:54,297 - Water. - I ain't got no water, man. All I got's a 40. 864 01:24:54,380 --> 01:24:57,300 But if you want some water, I'll find some for you, okay? 865 01:24:57,383 --> 01:25:00,970 You just sit tight, buddy, man. I'll take care of you. 866 01:25:01,346 --> 01:25:02,472 Water... 867 01:26:51,831 --> 01:26:53,499 Holy shit. 868 01:27:44,550 --> 01:27:46,261 They're dead. 869 01:27:49,597 --> 01:27:52,183 My God, they're all dead. 870 01:27:56,729 --> 01:27:58,231 And I made it. 871 01:28:01,484 --> 01:28:02,819 I made it. 872 01:28:05,822 --> 01:28:07,323 God, I made it. 873 01:28:10,076 --> 01:28:11,327 I did it. 874 01:28:11,995 --> 01:28:13,663 I fucking made it. 875 01:28:15,832 --> 01:28:17,500 I fucking made it. 876 01:28:17,792 --> 01:28:19,043 I did it. 877 01:28:20,128 --> 01:28:22,046 I fucking made it! 878 01:28:22,380 --> 01:28:23,840 I knew it! 879 01:28:24,424 --> 01:28:26,843 I knew it! I fucking made it! 880 01:28:29,846 --> 01:28:31,514 I fucking made it! 881 01:28:34,142 --> 01:28:35,518 I made it! 882 01:28:36,352 --> 01:28:38,062 I fucking made it! 883 01:28:56,873 --> 01:28:59,542 You got rid of that other one, right? 884 01:29:01,878 --> 01:29:04,881 Hey, I think there's another one in the basement. 885 01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:09,385 Come on, boys. 886 01:29:10,553 --> 01:29:12,138 Let's do this! 887 01:30:21,707 --> 01:30:25,044 Hey, fellows, it's been a rough morning up here. 888 01:30:27,004 --> 01:30:30,967 Some health people'll be coming by. They have some questions. 889 01:30:31,217 --> 01:30:33,469 Want to know about those kids. 890 01:30:33,553 --> 01:30:37,765 They were out of control up there, but we took care of them. 891 01:30:38,266 --> 01:30:41,853 Well, tell me, have you seen anything of Tommy and Fenster? 892 01:30:42,812 --> 01:30:44,188 Lemonade, mister? 893 01:30:44,981 --> 01:30:46,732 Thanks, son. Don't mind if I do. 894 01:30:47,024 --> 01:30:48,693 That's five cents. 895 01:30:49,944 --> 01:30:51,320 Businessmen. 896 01:30:51,988 --> 01:30:54,615 You almost take after your granddaddy. 897 01:30:54,699 --> 01:30:56,325 Why, they're running me out of my own business, 898 01:30:56,409 --> 01:30:59,495 just stealing me blind, right here on the porch. 899 01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:02,665 Whoa! Now that is mighty fine. 900 01:31:04,750 --> 01:31:07,837 Mighty fine. Grab a cup, boys. This round's on me. 901 01:31:30,276 --> 01:31:32,236 Here you go, all polished and everything. 902 01:31:32,320 --> 01:31:33,446 - Isn't that a beauty? - It's so beautiful, man. 903 01:31:33,529 --> 01:31:35,364 Look at that, honey. Looks like it's brand-new. 904 01:31:35,615 --> 01:31:37,450 - Yeah, man, look, thank you... - Hi, my niggas. How are you? 905 01:31:37,533 --> 01:31:38,993 What's up, nigga? What you doing? 906 01:31:39,076 --> 01:31:40,661 Where you been, man? Where you been? 907 01:31:40,745 --> 01:31:42,997 Snap, I can't do it like y'all do. 908 01:31:43,080 --> 01:31:45,208 - That's a little better. - Man, that's how you do it.